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I’m going to be completely honest here.  I fucking hate balls!  I mean, I understand  why you have to have balls, but can’t we just get rid of them all together?  They get in the way when having sex, they get in the way when having oral, and they are saggy and hairy and fucking ugly as hell!  I say we line all you fucking men up in a line, and bash your balls into the cement ground.  Not only are your balls ugly but every man on the face of planet earth is a mother fucking pervert!  You are always constantly touching yourself, yanking on your dick, feeling your balls, or watching porn.  I say it is time for woman to rise up and fuck that shit up, nip it in the bud right now, take this into our own hands and bash your balls in with our heels, or a hammer, maybe even a bat.  Sounds good, doesn’t it?

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Hard to believe I’m pregnant huh dad!  I guess maybe you might have to teach me a lesson for having sex and getting pregnant.  What do you think?  I know you have been watching me for a long time, waiting for the time I hit a certian age and now that I am pregnant it makes it even better because there will be no way for you to get me pregnant while we fuck.  You can teach me a lesson every night daddy, teach me what it is like to be a “real” woman under a mans control and under his cock.  I mean, you can’t get me pregnant, I already am lol!

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Are you a cream pie boy?  I bet you love watching those porns with the creampie’s in the pussy, but ave you ever watched a porn with an anal creampie?  It is just as hot!  As everyone already knows, I am huge with the creampies!  I love creampies in my pussy and in my ass.  I also electronic cigarettes stopsmokingcigarettenowcom love having my ass, ripped apart and torn by huge dicks and random anal insurtions.  So add all those things together in one call and that makes for one extreme, fetish phone call!  What do you think?  Call me for some amazing creampie or anal phone sex!

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Someone is due for a beat down, and it looks like that someone is going to be you!  I’ve been eyeballing you for a while now.  See I have a teen daughter that you have been looking at.  I see you from your window looking at my daughter walking to and from the bus stop, I see you looking at her when she goes out to get the mail in her little mini skirt.  Little do I know that my daughter has been doing all these things to turn you on, but still, as a mother, I have to put an end to this.  It’s night time, and my daughter comes home, as she walks in, I see you outside smoking.  I walk my ass over there with my daughter and confront you.  We start beating your ass and while we do, you pull your dick out and start jacking off.  You fucking nasty pervert!  Even while we are beating your ass and humiliating you, you crouch over stroking your dick!  I guess maybe next time I’ll have to cut it off!

Brittany and Shelby

So I am naturally submissive and I have a super fetish dominate guy who loves to call me almost every week and talk to me about some cool shit.  I really get off on talking to him too, he is one of my favorite callers and I really do get off on what we talk about!

So he calls and loves to talk about me being a young hottie with a mother who is a crac head and sells me to him for crack.  We watch porn together on a site he is signed up to and we talk really nasty.  I love the phrases he tells me to repeat over and over so he can cum, and I do it just right so he blows his load extra hard.

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So there ain’t nothing I love more than some extreme fetish anal phone sex!  I started out with anal sex a long time ago, back when I was still in high school.  I remember I used to stick my mascara tube up my asshole when I was masturbating lol.  Can you imagine?  A high school girl in the high school bathroom masturbating with a mascara bottle up her ass?  Well that was me!  I was a senior, just about to graduate and it felt fucking amazing!  Now that it’s been a few years I can westley payday loan stick much much larger and dirtier things up my fucking nasty little hole.  I love to open my asshole up and take it deep hard, rough, and thick!  I am always stretching my ass out, and testing my limits!  So…When I got a call the other day for some extreme anal play, I knew exactly what to do, I opened my legs to a toilet plunger and stuck that thing as far in my ass as possible!  It felt good and I felt like a total slut.

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Hi there!  Do you like the way I look so young?  Well, you will like me voice even better!  I love golden shower calls, especially when it leaves me all wet and on my knees!  Today I had a call that left me just that way and it made me feel like such a little slut lol hee hee.  So there I was playing with my teddy bears when daddies friend came in to my room and told me he wanted Pokies to play with me.  I love to play!  He pulled out his cock and told me he wanted it sucked, so I sucked it for him and did such a good job that he got really turned on and pissed all over my face, came on my lips, and left the room.  It felt great, I loved it!

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Ever thought about what the most humiliating thing sexually, you could do to yourself, was?  Well I’m here to tell you ALL about it!  I know your dying to hear, aren’t you?  Over there reading this nasty blog.  Mmmm well lets get to it.

The most humiliating thing you could ever do to yourself is have a dog fuck you in the ass.  Think about it for a moment.  Your there on the floor, like a stupid little animal, with your ass up in the air, waiting to be penetrated by a DOG of all things!!  A DOG!!!  You feel him breathing on your ass, you feel his cock up against your balls, working his way in to you asshole.  He slams his dog cock inside your ass, and all of a sudden, you feel like nothing more than a fuck toy for a DOG!!!  How humiliating is that you fuck wad?

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Oh, wow, this is pretty incredible.  I had no idea that when I drank the stuff that was in that bottle, I would suddenly start growing.  This is like some Alice in Wonderland stuff, huh?

I bet you had no idea that it would happen, either, or else you wouldn’t be standing there with your mouth hanging open and gazing up my impossibly long legs.  Better close it before it turns into a fly trap!

What did you say?  It’s really hard for me to hear you up here.  I must be about 30 feet tall now.  The top of your head doesn’t even reach my knee like this.  Here, let me pick you up and bring you up here closer to my face.  God, you’re lighter than a feather!  I can just scoop you up and swing you around any way I want, LOL!

So, anyway, what were you saying?  Mmm, you like me better this way, do you?  Well, what was wrong with me the other way?  “Nothing was wrong with you, Goddess.  I just like the way you look as a giantess, that’s all.”

Aww, you’re so cute!  Have you fantasized about this for a long time now?  Of course you have!  You can hardly believe your luck now, can you?

So what should I do with you since you’re a teeny-tiny little man to me, and I’m an Amazonian giant Mistress to you?  There are lots of options, aren’t there?  If I feel inclined to be a gentle giantess, I could just carry you around in my bra and tease you a little bit.  Or if I felt a little…meaner…I could always just toss you back down on the ground and stomp on you like a bug.  Crushing, I think it’s called.

Hmm, which one will it be?  I guess you’d better hurry up and call me to see what’s in your future!

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The best thing about being a big girl is all the attention you get from the FAs of the world–the Fat Admirers!  There are so many guys out there who like a girl with nice, soft curves.

Like this one guy who called me for BBW phone sex the other day.  He told me that he loved voluptous ladies like me and begged me to sit on his face.  I had to tease no fax 30 day payday loans him a little and let him think I wasn’t going to do it, but I eventually did do a little facesitting with him.

It turned into smothering before he realized what was going on.  You have no idea how much I like to watch guys’ dicks get harder and harder as they struggle to breathe underneath the weight my sexy round ass…but he does now. 😉

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